Wings in the Morning

scifantasy:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

sergeantsexface:

heilbucky:

agentwidovv:

heilbucky:

agentwidovv:

 

let’s just.. just.. urgh.

and those BOOTS hot damn 

heilbucky shove those boots up my aSS

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idk what hes doing but damn those thighs

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i ‘M GONNA D IE

WHerE aRE yO U FINDING tHEsE PICTUreS????

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he looks like hes in a loreal advert omg

FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED
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tthiigghhhhs tho

layynuhh:

things I want to do with u

  • spoon
  • make grilled cheese
  • watch dumb movies
  • make a blanket fort
  • maybe kiss or something
  • take selfies
  • hold hands
  • dance to cute music
  • go for walks outside
  • go on adventures
  • try new things
  • star gaze
  • have awesome sex
  • be that ‘cute amazing’ couple
  • wake you up at 3am to fuck your brains out

mysnarkyself:

Teen Wolf AU - Sterek AU

Where deputy Derek Hale finds Stiles handcuffed to the sheriff’s desk.

I’ll take 50k please

deducecanoe:

8m57w6:

ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

OBAMA NEEDS TO SEE THIS WHERE IS THE PRESIDENT TUMBLR STAT

marauders4evr:

"Would you use the killing curse on me?"
Regulus Black looked up from his newspaper. The early morning sun was casting a glare but there was no mistaking his brother. Regulus briefly wondered how Sirius had known that he would be in the courtyard at this hour; many students were still snoring.
Regulus set his paper aside and remarked, “Most people say ‘good morning,’.”
“Would you?” Sirius coolly asked.
“Would I what?” Regulus sighed.
“Would you point your wand at your brother,” Sirius seethed, “And say ‘Avada Kedavra’?”
“Did you walk down seven floors just to ask me that?” Regulus wondered, “Blimey, you’re so melodramatic.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
Regulus stared at him for a moment before whispering, “Yes.”
He solemnly watched as his brother’s eyes widened in shock. Sirius took a few steps away from him before twirling on his heel and stomping away.
“Not that it would do anything,” Regulus called, “It might tickle you, at most.”
Sirius stopped and confusedly glanced over his shoulder.
Regulus picked up his paper and said, “Don’t you remember what Mother said? You have to genuinely mean it.”
Sirius stared at him for a moment before giving a curt nod. Regulus mimicked it before calmly returning to his paper.

the-dramaturg:

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

Who needs a boyfriend when you can watch them be in love.

You’re right. They are totally ruining marriage. Because heterosexual marriage would never be this awesome. 

You chose another girl over me.
Six-word story (via extraordinarysitay)
Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
(via akidnamedricky)
Supernatural is blessed to have so many passionate fans willing to spend their hard-earned dollars to travel Lord knows how many miles to hang out with us for a weekend. So every so often, I pack my bag, leave my real life, show up at a hotel and check in under my alias (that’s Creation’s rule. I don’t really think it’s necessary, but I suppose it adds to the mystique. I just wish they’d let me pick my own name. I’m dying to ask a buttoned-up hotel clerk to find a room with a view for ‘Pat McCrotch’). The point is it seems that, at least for now, I’m a regular fixture on the Supernatural Dog n’ Pony show, there to help deliver the experience the fans are hoping to have. I’m the approachable actor, the Karaoke King, the funny front man, the silly sidekick. And to many of them, I am, for lack of a better word, famous. Who am I to tell them they’re wrong? They’re having fun, I’m having fun. No one is getting hurt (unless there’s another outbreak of karaoke stage-diving or Matt hurls another chair). I just show up and play the part I’m expected to play. Is that weird? Perhaps. But at its core, it’s still just acting. It’s what I do. So maybe sometimes, instead of on a stage or on a set, I do it in a convention hall. And maybe somehow, in some people’s eyes, that makes me C level. But if it all translates to four years and 33-plus cons and thousands upon thousands of happy fans, then I think C is a pretty sweet level to be on.

As long as Mr McCrotch gets that room with a view.
Richard Speight Jr., “The Pro of Cons.” In Fan Phenomenon: Supernatural, edited by Lynn Zubernis & Katherine Larsen (Intellect Books, 2014). (via tentaclesandasphyxiation)
me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

[sexual tension intensifies]

o-connell:

THANK YOU. THIS LATTE SALUTE ANGER IS BULLSHIT.